Sleep

is an interesting topic of discussion at my current abode. You see, I find myself living with a narcoleptic and an insomniac. Both are undiagnosed, but pretty much certifiable. It's not often I'm the most normal sleeper in the house...

We were driving to get food.

Well, I was driving. One of my roommates was in the back seat, eyes glued to her phone as she half-listened with me to our other roommate (riding shotgun) drone on about working out at the gym with her ex. All of a sudden, she stops mid-sentence. "Oh my gosh-- I've never seen a weiner." After a short pause, raucous laughter ensued. And an Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile drove past us.