we talked about how much we can learn from roommates. Today my roommates taught me all about milk barf, and how stomach acid causes milk to curdle... meaning that when you barf it up it's the consistency of cottage cheese. Who knew? All I know is it was nasty.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
True love...
...is waking up with your roommate at three in the morning to wipe her mouth and change her sheets when she barfs. Then waking up again at three thirty to rinse and return her barf bowl and wipe her face again. I think this set of roommates has been the best form of birth control I could ever imagine. It's more effective when you're not paying with money.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
"You've gotta finish your sandwich
before you can have your cookies."
(Takes one small bite of remaining sandwich then sticks the rest in mouth.) "Can you open them now?"
"Alright, alright." (Opens bag and hands it over.)
(Spits sandwich into hands.)
"Whoa! You've gotta eat it! You can't just spit it out!"
(Puts it back in mouth, chews a little, shudders with slight grimace on face.) "It's really good."
"It's really good?"
"Yeah."
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